Do you like your steamed broccoli crunchy? Or mushy? Not a question one must consider often, but when visiting Aunt Betty, these things take on monumental importance. You see, she lightly steamed the broccoli because that is how she likes it. No matter your protestations that crunchy broccoli is wonderful, she quickly places the whole bunch back into the microwave. "You like your broccoli mushy. Tonight, we all like mushy broccoli" Ah, Aunt Betty, always the martyr.